* You are feeling horny and destructive and yet yoga or sacred chanting might feel good right about now…
* You are getting everything you wanted, and it’s making you paranoid
* Being realistic feels naughty
* You are digging into your own stuff and getting excited about it
* You are completely overwhelmed, emotionally, and loving it
* You want to mate with or maybe kill the object of your desire, could go either way
* You feel confident the rug is about to be pulled out from under you, but you’re also pretty sure there might be some gold coins underneath it, as well
* You are looking into the void and seeing sexy looking back
* You see what transformation is coming and you want to beat it to the punch, but what does that mean?
* You suspect everyone wants you or wants to destroy you, both sound amazing
* When your spouse or significant other is upset with you it makes you wildly attracted to them (evil grin)
* You say yes to something you wouldn’t normally or shouldn’t say yes to, just to mess with someone
* You trap someone by offering a “sweet” gift, you don’t know why you did it, but you did…oh the webs we weave!
* When insulted it actually feels good. Truthyness is appealing.
All joking aside, enjoy the Venus/Jupiter vibes this weekend and watch for growth, proliferation, attraction, desire, blessings, opportunities, and deep, intense transformation all at once.
Prayer: Burn us down to ashes in the fires of your love.